Ever been soooo...

[yenrod]

..drunk you forgot to use the keys to get in to your house,

..you crawled up the stairs only to see the GREAT NIGHTS SESSION disappear before your very eyes down the toilet after making it 'up' the stairs..

...you wake up not knowing where you are...

...you 'access' your house via a window- cause you thought it'd be a good idea to pass your key to a friend for safe keeping as you were staying together for the night...

...spend upto 30mins trying to get the 'dam key' in the lock...


...you - with the last section of sense, most of which is now pulp in your head, decide to be 'healthy' (even though you've poured copious amounts of alcohol down your gob) YOU DECIDE TO DRINK A PINT OF WATER

Regretting everything and the 'Waltzer of a ride' that your oh-so-comfortable bed provides !

 

[Renard]

Probably have, can't remember it though!

 

[Dave5N]

No.

 

[Keith Oates]

Sounds as if you really tied one on, Yenners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's also called 'self inflicted injury'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr Mag00]

oh yh,


you last night?

 

[Moose]

Good effort - I take it the pint of water wasn't a good idea then?

 

[Chrisz]

Often slept in door-ways after having 'lost' house keys!! I was even found face down in the gutter just inside camp gates (Bickleigh) many years ago

 

[yenrod]

Often slept in door-ways after having 'lost' house keys!! I was even found face down in the gutter just inside camp gates (Bickleigh) many years ago

Thats what you call a night out!!

 

[papercorn2000]

I rarely make it past the couch in the living room on nights like that...

 

[dan_bo]

I once redecorated a bedroom in the hotel of a very famous chef's father......not one of my proudest moments but was precluded by a very fun session........

 

[Chrisz]

The worsk hang-over was after a night out during my forst arctic deployment. Lots (and lots and lots................) of very cheap NAFFI spirits followed by a trip to the town. Nice big snowdrift outside so a snow angel was in order

Unfortunately (for me and my fellow angel) the 'snow' was actually ice!!

Witnesses report seeing the pair of us stumble/run across the road to throw ourselves, arms and legs akimbo, at said snow bank. Everyone in the pub heard the resultant 'thud' of our impact and saw the following bloody smears on the ice as we slumped down onto the ground (both unconscious).

I ended up with a popped rib, broken nose, chipped tooth, my oppo partially dislocated his jaw and popped two ribs, we both suffered alcholohic poisoning and we both ended up with 10 days RPs for sustaining self-inflicted injuries

Love Norway me

 

[Calum]

I once drunkenly dropped my keys in a hedge and spent a good half hour rolling around on the front lawn trying to find them! My Mum came out (I was 17) and asked me "what the hell" I was doing and then found the keys in 2 seconds.

As a teenager, i've also been found bollock naked and unconscious on the floor on my bedroom before now...

Not my proudest moments!

 

[Landslide]

Chrisz,

 

[dan_bo]

Yeah Chrisz that was a belter!

 

[Calum]

Chrisz, that is genious!