Enjoy our Cafe

[Archie_tect]

If you have to go to the toilet, don't turn the light on... for you own peace of mind.

Er, that's the fridge by the way....

 

[Rocky]

If you have to go to the toilet, don't turn the light on... for you own peace of mind.

Er, that's the fridge by the way....

You can tell it's the fridge because the prime minister is hiding in there.

 

[Archie_tect]

Who let him in.... out!! - find your own self-isolating hidey-hole.

 

[Reynard]

Who let him in.... out!! - find your own self-isolating hidey-hole.

Let's hang onto him. If food gets really short, I'm sure I can come up with something edible...

Or at least render out his fat to make soap.

 

[Archie_tect]

And we wonder why infections are increasing so fast...

Ah, but they are just friendly bacteria... we like them.

 

[Archie_tect]

Let's hang onto him. If food gets really short, I'm sure I can come up with something edible...

Or at least render out his fat to make soap.

Yuk... I read that as soup...

 

[Reynard]

Yuk... I read that as soup...

I have wood ash aplenty... All I need to do is let it leach overnight in some warm water, then add it to bits of Prime Minister.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Shouldn’t this café be closed? Too many people congregating here.

 

[Archie_tect]

Shouldn’t this café be closed? Too many people congregating here.

We'll have to start monitoring to keep out anyone who looks like trouble...

 

[Archie_tect]

I have wood ash aplenty... All I need to do is let it leach overnight in some warm water, then add it to bits of Prime Minister.

We need a name...

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Perhaps we ought to open a CycleChat Arms pub thread to congregate in? Have virtual drinks, eat virtual food, play traditional pub games etc. Chat with friends and partners etc. Someone like @Drago could be the Landlord.

 

[Archie_tect]

Get your tiddly winks out Spokey.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Shouldn’t this café be closed? Too many people congregating here.

Shhh...

 

[Reynard]

We need a name...

Sudsy Boris - cleans the bits that other soaps can't reach...

 

[classic33]

Get your tiddly winks out Spokey.

Would that be allowed?