Headgardener
Armchair Cyclist
Best one That i've heard of didn't happen to me, although I have had a couple of clipless moments, but to a friend back in '50s. He had been visiting his girlfriend and set off down her driveway to ride home, now he was a keen cyclist and had a good bike with slim tyres. Just at the road edge was a road drain and as he turned to wave good bye to his girlfriend his front wheel dropped straight into the gap between the bars and he went over the bars infront of her which must have been embarrassing for him.