Elderley people you know.

[mrandmrspoves]

A number of years ago I uses to do some nursing shifts in a local nursing home and while putting an elderly lady to bed she told me that she had to check under the bed before she got in it. I asked her what she was checking for and she replied "In case there's a man hiding under there"
So I asked her what she would do if she ever found one?
She replied "Well my dear - I may be old, but I am not so old as to have forgotten what to do if I am ever lucky enough to find one!"
Absolutely true story.

 

[postman]

There seems to be an elderly gentleman in our bathroom mirror every morning.I have no idea how he gets there,but he had better no show up in the morning.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

There seems to be an elderly gentleman in our bathroom mirror every morning.I have no idea how he gets there,but he had better no show up in the morning.

Be kind to him - one morning he won't show up.