From my experience with chilli sin carne, your reaction is at least as likely to have resulted from incorrectly cooked red kidney beans.
Projectile from both ends, so glad we have a bidet right next to the toilet!
Apologies to anyone with sensitive digestion who is reading this!
You remind me if the time I had a cracked rib. Went to a BBQ, ate some dodgy chicken and went projectile at both ends.
That was a very bad 48 hours.