Delftse Post said:For sheer pottiness, this really would take some beating.
It's rather reminiscent of the Alan Partridge rant in the episode where he's interviewing a farmer...
you mean the one where he says "if you see a nice field with a family in it, having a picnic, you fill in the pond with concrete, plough the family into the field, blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother!"
except mine's actually true. Chickens do get genetically modified, if you're trying to deny it 'cos it 'sounds potty', you've got your head in the clouds.