Eating Properly Organised

[Aperitif]

Another culprit! The Dopey board are getting well and truly fed up eating the samples. (By the way, before 11am could baggy of Team Ascona Buttajam please report to the Control with B,C,D,E,F samples etc...yum yum!)

The Crewe bus will be searched - we'll be looking for signs of human growth or something rasher, given the circumstances...but we'll "cock a deaf 'un" at whore moans (sp?)

 

[Blonde]

I take a vast array of pills every morning.. Multi Vitamins and iron, Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C, Acidophilus supplement, Fish oil capsules, Anti Oxidant Complex...they are prescription drugs though, honest!

 

[Aperitif]

Clean as a whistle Blonde - keep posting. As long as it's only pills and stuff, carry on posting! About time somebody tested negative I say. (Any more negative and you'll have to have a transfusion to Bike Radar )

We were a bit concerned at the high level of squeaky rivers in Bury - maybe you could give back the fish oil..?

 

[Yorkshireman]

I'll admit to having Black Pudding a couple of times a week

 

[alecstilleyedye]

The Crewe bus will be searched…

is this the same crewe bus that took a cheeky detour from its usual route when it was behind schedule (with kickoff approaching)?

 

[Aperitif]

Nasty! Disguising puddings in black to escape detection. When the testers get wind of this act there'll be trouble - that's for sure.

High blood levels will raise suspicion - it is a clear cut case of "out of the frying pan and into the flyer".

Eating sausages can lead to a string of offences...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Fab - the board's first clean poster - at last!

This is what happens when you come clean at the outset... (but we still don't believe you...)
Please report for your test at the bottom of Porlock Hill. You will be required to ride to the top with full panniers, carrying old copies of C+ and six cans of Strongbow. On arriving, you will be met by Victoria Beckham's nutritionist - who will be checking your spokes for suspicious bulges -and Mrs Scroggins our senior tester. She will load you with a control dose of three scones - fully equipped with jam and cream. If you can descend the Hill whilst eating the scones - without leaving 'residuals' on the tarmac - the Dopey Stop board will be satisfied. (You'll never make it...)

But beware. No eating honey before the test...we'll be asking for a bee sample.

After reading the responses from dope-control...I'm kinda worried what they're on
Who's your dealer Aperitif,eh?

I'd love to comply with all of the above, but since I take Beta-blockers, Statins and Aspirin on the advice of my Cardiologist, I may have to fail to notify you of my whereabouts for a while...(I'll heed the advice of my Legal advisor Mr Rasmussen on this one).

 

[alecstilleyedye]

reference was made on the tdf commentary to some us tour that was sponsored by amgen. i nearly fell off my chair with the irony of that (amgen are a pharma company that makes a variant of epo (aranesp)).

 

[Aperitif]

After reading the responses from dope-control...I'm kinda worried what they're on
Who's your dealer Aperitif,eh?

I'd love to comply with all of the above, but since I take Beta-blockers, Statins and Aspirin on the advice of my Cardiologist, I may have to fail to notify you of my whereabouts for a while...(I'll heed the advice of my Legal advisor Mr Rasmussen on this one).

Like a seabird over a budding branch, I'm going to tern over a new leaf and come clean...it was me who doctored the bread, not the Millar, you're all innocent until groven puilty...(phew - these smarties are strong....) I demand to see my vet- it's because of him I have this horse voice ... EXIT: carried off for questioning by gendarmes muttering something about Cut Knee Rhyming Slang.... Astana / Banana slip up etc....

 

[Blonde]

Aperitif - It appears that you have a severe case of badpunnitis brought on by intravenus use of cycling websites. I suggest you quit the hard stuff and revert to oral use of cycling magazines only, and no more than three times a day.

 

[Aperitif]

Aperitif - It appears that you have a severe case of badpunnitis brought on by intravenus use of cycling websites. I suggest you quit the hard stuff and revert to oral use of cycling magazines only, and no more than three times a day.

Guilty m'lud... "Let them eat cakestop"

 

[Aperitif]

Ah! Suspended! We don't approve of what's in that baggy.

I hope no-one is going overboard and eating the Chicken Floyd Riis...there's no additives - it's all takeaway.

...many a true word spoken in jest...