lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Crumble with custard is the hiding place of too many food criminals.
They function on the premise that because it's traditional they produce their version and we have to eat it!
No sugar, acid laden, part cooked apple and the devil's vomit, custard. At school it was generally accepted that the cooks substituted turnip for apples.
Not since I left school and bought my own food.
You can gorge yourselves into oblivion at my funeral.
Actually, I never put custard on desserts, but the majority seem to find it heavenly.
Maybe if it's home-made custard, not out of a packet/tin/carton.
Am more of a double-cream man myself. Or ice cream. Sometimes both. Ok, usually both.