Drawn a blank.

[Mr Celine]

I'm waiting for him to appear in court and conduct his defence through the medium of interpretive dance.

 

[slowmotion]

He is no freer to creatively interpret that request as an invitation to take the money and do nothing, that I am to creatively interpret your post as an invitation to defecate on my pet cat.

Crapping on your cat might make a lot of financial sense. In May 1961, the Italian artist Piero Manzoni canned ninety samples of his own poo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist's_Shit

I heard a rumour that gallery conservators have had problems with exploding cans over the years but this may be inaccurate, unfortunately.
In 2016, one of these magnificent masterpieces sold for no less than Euro 275,000 .

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A skilled thief can be an artist and a skilled artist can be a thief. The latter category is often more attracted to government.

 

[Cycleops]

Crapping on your cat might make a lot of financial sense. In May 1961, the Italian artist Piero Manzoni canned ninety samples of his own poo.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist's_Shit

I heard a rumour that gallery conservators have had problems with exploding cans over the years but this may be inaccurate, unfortunately.
In 2016, one of these magnificent masterpieces sold for no less than Euro 275,000 .

So no pi** artist but a real *hit artist.

 

[Salty seadog]

So presumably he would have no problem with me going round to his house and "performing art" on his possessions and his family.

Utter arse.

Have you been commissioned?
And its the bold text the title of your planned work?

 

[Dirk]

Give the museum the money back.
Reclaim your 'work' and put it up for auction.
It'd probably fetch a lot of money.
No different to some of the cons that Damien Hurst or Tracey Emin pull.

 

[Drago]

I hope they paid him in invisible banknotes.

 

[Dolorous Edd]

Of course, many seem to see nothing wrong with taking other people's money and doing sweet FA in return.

 

[winjim]

Of course, many seem to see nothing wrong with taking other people's money and doing sweet FA in return.

He has provided them with an artwork, the physical aspect of which they have elected to put on display.

 

[Cycleops]

Yeahbut it’s a bit like having a practical joke played on you, you either take it in the spirit it’s intended and go with it or sulk and look like ‘bad sport’.

 

[Drago]

Of course, many seem to see nothing wrong with taking other people's money and doing sweet FA in return.

Like successive British governments!

 

[theclaud]

Like successive British governments!

 

[winjim]

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Put a spoiler tag round that would you, I don't want to have to look at that smug twat's face.

 

[theclaud]

Put a spoiler tag round that would you, I don't want to have to look at that smug twat's face.

Soz.

 

[matticus]

Yeahbut it’s a bit like having a practical joke played on you, you either take it in the spirit it’s intended and go with it or sulk and look like ‘bad sport’.

The joker has an unwritten obligation to stick to "the spirit" of any practical joke. For example, if I burgle you and leave an anonymous "funny" card, is that a joke?