Dog peed on my bike!!!

[cyberknight]

Just wait till you get it covered in liquid cow poo, and you too. .

Sounds like my commute,plenty of sludge from tractors on the road atm,luckily its dry and the cars are clearing a path.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

The dog had obviously logged on to various cycling forums and sussed the (generally) negative comments re Mans Best Friend and thought WTF I'll give them something to moan about.

Look on the bright side it could've have been worse; the little blighter might have crapped in your cogs.

Dogs 1 Cyclists 0

 

[Friz]

Sounds like my commute,plenty of sludge from tractors on the road atm,luckily its dry and the cars are clearing a path.

Reminds me of the last time I rode in to my LBS to get a new crankset put in. On one of the descents I had to swerve slightly to avoid a road killed rat carcass. Dropped the bike off and went for a coffee. When I came back he asked, "How fast are you riding to be killing small animals?" and pointed to a bloody chunk of fur stuck to the down tube. He had sprayed a bit of Muc-Off on it to mask the smell but left the "removal" up to me.

Ye just can't get good service I tell ye.

 

[Gary E]

If that happened to me I swear to god I'd be wearing dog-skin cycle gloves by now

 

[Silver Fox]

If a dog wee'd on my bike I'd be a tad miffed.

Mind, having said that, a bird once poo'd on my bike, I dumped her immediately