Dog peed on my bike!!!

[Francesca]

I went out on my Scandal last night and took a short break in the park and leaned my bike up against a park bench, and was deep in conversation with another cyclist, when I turned to see a dog pissing up against my bike....little f****r !
I ran over and chased it off with pee trailing away behind it, AND the bloody thing was barking as in triumph at what it did !!!! ..noooo my beloved bike covered in dog piss.
To make matters worse, I had a choice to make, either i use the remaining precious water in my bottle to rinse what I could off my bike, or save the water to drink as I was a few miles from home...mmmm..
I decided to cycle home with my bike reeking of dog pee and had to hose it when i got back home.
I think the dog did'nt like my bike...simple.

 

[cyberknight]

Its ruined , post it to me and i will take it to the scrap for you

 

[MontyVeda]

wherever your bike is from this day forth marks the boundary of that dog's territory

 

[Francesca]

Its ruined , post it to me and i will take it to the scrap for you

 

[Friz]

oh i bloody hate when that happens...

my housemates dog is a fecker for doin that. I get home, walk into the kitchen and before I even think about it he's cocked his leg. Now, I stand there for a minute and when he starts walking towards the bike I bloody roar at him.

 

[lpretro1]

Follow dog to owner and then pee on their car - see how they like it!

 

[potsy]

FFS it's only a bit of dog pee

At least you weren't sat on it at the time

 

[Keith Oates]

Fran, I can understand you being annoyed that a dog urinated on your bike but in reality if you think about it it has probably had, and will continue to have, worse than that over it when you're using it on trails, mud and even the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cubist]

I think you should pee on the dog and teach it a lesson.

 

[ColinJ]

You think that is bad... I had a rampant Jack Russell f**k my leg when I was a child! The little swine was clearly a Mastermind fan - he'd started so he'd finish! Not even bashing him against a wall put him off his stroke (so to speak).

 

[Francesca]

Fran, I can understand you being annoyed that a dog urinated on your bike but in reality if you think about it it has probably had, and will continue to have, worse than that over it when you're using it on trails, mud and even the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith I think I will pee on you

 

[Francesca]

I think you should pee on the dog and teach it a lesson.

nope gonna pee on Keith lol

 

[oldfatfool]

nope gonna pee on Keith lol

He might pay good money for that service

 

[Fnaar]

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[fossyant]

Just wait till you get it covered in liquid cow poo, and you too. Nowt as bad as pidgeon poo on your bars and levers, with nothing to wipe it off. No wiping nose with gloves. Dirty creatures.