do you REALLY hate bonj????

[alecstilleyedye]

I'm rather fond of Bonji. When I first joined I thought he and User were the same person with a spilt personality as they were constantly bickering and never seemed to be online at the same time as each other. However I now feel I must apologise to User for this horrendous error on my part. I think User should be my cycling accessory consultant actually as he makes some top class recommendations.
Anyone fancy a mint flavoured Bailey's? I've just drunk all the lager sorry.

go on, but i'm not gay or owt…

 

[Abitrary]

i think its unrequited [spelling?] love and i am destined for eternal heartbreak

If I know anything about bonj, he is a good sport. If you ask him out, then he will be enough of a gentleman to have one initial date, I'm sure.

If you get really flirty and dirty quickly though, it will upset his logic system, and he will be yours.

 

[Plax]

go on, but i'm not gay or owt…

*Passes alecstilleyedye a mint Bailey's over ice*.

Lets all raise a glass to Bonj!
(then drink it really fast and get another one. Pretend when the other half asks, that it is still the original glass and he must have been imagining things - you went to the loo, not to the drinks cabinet to fill up ........)