Do we ever really grow up?

[Jaded]

Farting - Oh Yes!

Loud ones, squeaky or room-clearers, which are your favorites?

(aged 4 decades and then some)

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I wish you could spell 'pyoobertee'!

Mi speling is purfek, it's the stupid diksshunaire

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Good point Bonj about defining grown up...I suppose it's a very grey area...but maybe the answer lies in the maturity of our thoughts and behaviours...either that or the purchase of a pair of M&S slippers

 

[Kirstie]

Farting - Oh Yes!

Loud ones, squeaky or room-clearers, which are your favorites?

(aged 4 decades and then some)

One of my friends, who is a 40-something professor at a well known university somewhere in the north of england, and is internationally renowned in his field, the other day said 'last night i was asleep in bed and i farted so loud i woke myself up'. The statement was delivered not without a hint of pride and a sense of achievement.

You can't buy class, eh?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

One of my friends, who is a 40-something professor at a well known university somewhere in the north of england, and is internationally renowned in his field, the other day said 'last night i was asleep in bed and i farted so loud i woke myself up'. The statement was delivered not without a hint of pride and a sense of achievement.

You can't buy class, eh?

I'd expect nothing less from Flying Monkey.

 

[Kirstie]

Actually it wasn't him (he's not a prof and nowhere near 40), but I can confirm that he proudly farts like a trooper, especially having had PSP22 or Clif bars.

 

[bonj2]

I'd expect nothing less from Flying Monkey.

I doubt he's internationally renowned, so I wouldn't have thought it'd be him.

 

[Kirstie]

He's doing pretty well, actually...

 

[Speicher]

Tete de la course - I'm puzzled. Your list of four items - is that what you wanted to do when you were 17 or what you want to do now?

Do enlighten us as to the other four things.