Do legs get longer

[berty bassett]

bats legs only grow if you selotape mini bar bells to their mouths while they sleep though this is very time consuming and the vicar goes nuts when you break into his church - just not worth the hassle - not again

 

[Pedal pusher]

Iv never seen a cycling bat. And how on earth do they manage to pedal upside down...

about as much use as a fish riding a bicycle....... I've seen pictures so it must be true