It was all going so well, until...

The rest of my bikes** share the same knackered old engine which is underpowered, drinks too much, has trouble retaining fluids due to dodgy old gaskets, is a bit too noisy, smokes a bit and is not generally something which should be run indoors due to the possible build up of toxic fumes.
** The bikes which use this engine are also commonly called HPV's, pedal-cycles, push-bikes or, if you are Mrs Norm, they are called "Not-another-of-those-bloody-things--why-do-you -want-another-one--how-many-can-you-ride-at-any-one-time"
I take my BSI-approved cycling helmet off to you all.

Indeed, but two of my bikes have 100+bhp engines, using technology and over a hundred years' of experience to extract energy from the juice of a gazillion fossilised plants and animals to produce motive power.Motorcyclists defo make better cyclists, but I guess that's pretty obvious
The rest of my bikes** share the same knackered old engine which is underpowered, drinks too much, has trouble retaining fluids due to dodgy old gaskets, is a bit too noisy, smokes a bit and is not generally something which should be run indoors due to the possible build up of toxic fumes.
** The bikes which use this engine are also commonly called HPV's, pedal-cycles, push-bikes or, if you are Mrs Norm, they are called "Not-another-of-those-bloody-things--why-do-you -want-another-one--how-many-can-you-ride-at-any-one-time"
