Do cyclists find women attractive?

[Landslide]

How can I put this gently...

SCHLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

How can I put this gently...

Earth. On. Man. Last?
with apologies to Simoncc, of course...

 

[FatBloke]

Well I cycle, have a (warped) sense of humour and I'm a pretty good cook.

I'm in with a chance ain't I?

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

I love women me.

Plus there is nothing sweeter than a pretty girl on a nice bike.

 

[Chuffy]

Well I cycle, have a (warped) sense of humour and I'm a pretty good cook.

I'm in with a chance ain't I?

Sorry love, you just don't do it for me....

 

[FatBloke]

Plus there is nothing sweeter than a pretty girl on a nice bike.

Oh yes there is!!!

Give me two pretty girls on a tandem any day!!!!

 

[FatBloke]

Sorry love, you just don't do it for me....

I'm devastated!!!

 

[Arch]

Earth. On. Man. Last?
with apologies to Simoncc, of course...

Perhaps "Even if you were one of the last three men on earth...". The number may change as I think of more...

 

[Arch]

Oh yes there is!!!

Give me two pretty girls on a tandem any day!!!!

Ah, but if they were half decent fit cyclists, you'd never catch them on a single bike!