DIY bib longs

[Chuffy]

I detect a story coming of the time you did a 500 miler, slept in a tree... and then fell out into a milkfloat which took you back to your mums.

All dirty, with your eyeliner running and an itchy bum. In your charity shop dress.

Dammit, were you at college with me? Are you quite sure we've never slept together?

 

[cheadle hulme]

I don't mean the white fluffy ones that porn mags use in wedding fantasy articles

I've not seen a wedding fantasy porn shoot for many a year; so much so that I had forgotten about the concept.

Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Abitrary]

Dammit, were you at college with me? Are you quite sure we've never slept together?

The idea of you going to 'college' scares me, and I might right now right a letter to my MP Steven Letterman to stop you getting back into your shitty disgusting room tonight, wanky boy.

The idea that you could sleep with someone is equally disgusting and I suggest that you stop in order to prevent someone sleeping with you YOU WORM IS THAT ALRIGHT OR DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

 

[Chuffy]

The idea of you going to 'college' scares me, and I might right now right a letter to my MP Steven Letterman to stop you getting back into your shitty disgusting room tonight, wanky boy.

The idea that you could sleep with someone is equally disgusting and I suggest that you stop in order to prevent someone sleeping with you YOU WORM IS THAT ALRIGHT OR DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Oh god. We did, didn't we.....

 

[Abitrary]

Oh god. We did, didn't we.....

You must change your avatar BTW chuffy. I keep thinking you're longers, I think he once had a similar avatar.

If you want to nipple wrestle longers over intellectual property right over that thought then let lucifer be your wind, chicken boy.

 

[Chuffy]

You must change your avatar BTW chuffy. I keep thinking you're longers, I think he once had a similar avatar.

If you want to nipple wrestle longers over intellectual property right over that thought then let lucifer be your wind, chicken boy.

How 'bout this one?

 

[Abitrary]

Oh, well done. I've just started a serious emotional thread, and you chuck that at me. Well done.

 

[Abitrary]

sorry chuffy! it's just that that arab guy remembers me a bad experience with some houmous.

 

[Chuffy]

sorry chuffy! it's just that that arab guy remembers me a bad experience with some houmous.

King Faisal served you some dodgy houmous?