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[mr Mag00]

what is it about her?

 

[just jim]

Her flapjacks.

 

[Maz]

Victoria Pendleton

Phwoar! She can fettle the Campagnolo drop-outs on my Pinarrelo frame anytime she likes!

 

[User482]

Phwoar! She can fettle the Campagnolo drop-outs on my Pinarrelo frame anytime she likes!

If I were crude, I would post a fairly obvious metaphor explaining exactly what I would like to do with her bottom bracket.

But I'm not that sort of guy...

 

[just jim]

Phwoar, she can paint my kitchen door, redo the tiling in the bathroom, move the garden shed, vacuum the house from top to bottom, introduce some sense of purpose and meaning in my life, and make me a tray of her delicious flapjacks any time.

 

[Maz]

Phwoar, she can paint my kitchen door, redo the tiling in the bathroom, move the garden shed, vacuum the house from top to bottom, introduce some sense of purpose and meaning in my life, and make me a tray of her delicious flapjacks any time.

You are one sick puppy.
Good one!

 

[jxyzb]

Any one of them could force my rhubarb any time they liked

 

[Maz]

Any one of them could force my rhubarb any time they liked

Will you put custard on it?

I haven't a clue what I'm on about...

 

[Fnaar]

Any one of them could force my rhubarb any time they liked

or indeed weed out your hardy perennials

 

[Aperitif]

Nigella is a nice plant.
Nigella the rich cook is subject to the most horrible cut/cut/cut/cut/video during these programmes. It's total fakery of the first order and most horrid viewing.
I bet she feels a right charlie when she goes home...

Rachael de Thame, on the other hand (if only) -

 

[Over The Hill]

Nigella should advertise Turkeys.
Good looking plump bird with plenty of breast to go round.

 

[Over The Hill]

My vote is for .....

....Ching-He Huang.

She is a sexy little thing who seems to have a good grip on that pestle (or is that bit the mortar).

She can toss my salad anytime.

 

[Over The Hill]

But I would not kick Rachel or Nigella out of bed

 

[mr Mag00]

you couldnt kick nigella out with that round arse

 

[jimbob]

I'd put a bun in her oven if she wished.