mr_hippo
Living Legend & Old Fart
Painless dentistry? If your dentist is male, gently hold his balls and say "We are not going to hurt each other, are we?
numbnuts said:I have a Chinese dentist he is very good,
but I just wish I could understand what he’s saying
postman said:Had my six monthly inspection and clean and polish on Thursday.Only pain was the bill .Sixty two quid.
Smokin Joe said:On a serious note, I have an idea for an excellent way to save the health service money and make a visit to the dentist much more bearable. Instead of administering an expensive anasthetic the nurse could perform oral sex on you while the dentist is drilling or pulling, thus taking your mind off the pain.
I once wrote to the minister suggesting it, but I think the letter got lost in the post because I never received a reply.
Aperitif said:I work within a dental practice (it's a long story) and I used to have a real problem with appointments at my dentist.
I blame my cousin who whacked me in the mouth with a 3 wood - about an hour before I was due to see Jason and the Argonauts at the cinema (check the date that film was released!)
Slowly but surely I have dealt with the demons, aided by a good approach from my dentist and I would advise anyone to take the first step and get seen asap.
Modern methods of dentistry are mostly painless - it's the noise that creates t
I now spend he imaginary 'pain' every day looking at teeth in one state or another - it's truly wierd