CYCLOGS

[Auntie Helen]

Lazy? You think its easy down here, watching you lot balance on your butt knuckles, fighting imaginary headwinds?

...says he who towers WAY up in the air compared to me, the überaerodynamic buttocks-brushing-the-tarmac laydee.

 

[MacB]

...says he who towers WAY up in the air compared to me, the überaerodynamic buttocks-brushing-the-tarmac laydee.

Hmmm, so we now have a potential falling out between the 'lower' orders

 

[Auntie Helen]

Hmmm, so we now have a potential falling out between the 'lower' orders

He may fall out of that scarily-balanced machinery; I with my three wheels am in no danger of an emergency dismount into a ditch

Arallsopp also won the 'who has the most oil on their leg' competition on Saturday, closely followed by ilovebikes who always ends up with oily calves.

 

[arallsopp]

It was a nice ditch, and it deserved my affections.

Oh, and my reward for the oily leg? Sergeant stripe tan lines on my thigh, which (thanks to the pinkness of the surrounding flesh) now look green.

So... handy tip for summer cycling. If you find yourself under a beating sun, and you've run out of sunblock, just nuzzle up with the chain for a few spins, and you'll be wearing factor 1 million.

 

[Auntie Helen]

I have just noticed that this thread is now the longest in the whole Road Rides subforum. We rule! Cyclogs rules!

 

[MacB]

I have just noticed that this thread is now the longest in the whole Road Rides subforum. We rule! Cyclogs rules!

mainly driven by your competitive nature, I've now set my sights on 1k for May, and it's all your fault

 

[Auntie Helen]

Good stuff, MacBludgeon, go for it!

I may be doing more in May, or may be doing less. But June should be a bumper month for me with my German cycle tour

 

[MacB]

Has anyone else got the strange feeling that we may see a mileage update, for April, from Aperitif, late on Thursday evening? Now that he's roaming with the garmin he might really clock up some miles

 

[ianrauk]

They way Andy's bike looks now; after yesterdays joint effort hour and a half deep clean.. ooh I think he will last at least a couple of days without oily calves

closely followed by ilovebikes who always ends up with oily calves.

 

[ianrauk]

MaccyB.... I completely agree

Road Miles

Noncey Poncey, Girly Wirly, Cossetted, Pampered, Warm & Dry, Windless, Soulless MILES

I think that should clear up any confusion nicely

Or maybe a 3rd category:-

Laid on your back lazy recumbent miles

 

[ianrauk]

Both May and June will be '3 week' months for me, so will be tough going to reach both months targets.

Good stuff, MacBludgeon, go for it!

I may be doing more in May, or may be doing less. But June should be a bumper month for me with my German cycle tour

 

[4F]

Sadly my commuting mileage will from now on be drastically reduced as I have got a promotion which regrettably comes with a company car.

I am both pleased and dissapointed at the same time.

 

[Aperitif]

 

[Aperitif]

Sadly my commuting mileage will from now on be drastically reduced as I have got a promotion which regrettably comes with a company car.

I am both pleased and dissapointed at the same time.

Congratulations. Get a fixed gear car 4F - that should be punishment enough for being good!

 

[ianrauk]

Close...

6 ianrauk 753.68ms 2.06:48:13tm 13.75avg
7 arallsopp 735.43ms 2.06:30:31tm 13.4avg