Cyclists don't pay road tax?
For the full effect they should have fluorescent hi-viz, REALLY bright lights on constantly, ride on the pavement ringing their bell to make pedestrians move out of their way without needing to slow down, wearing full team kit or world champion stripe top under the hi-viz and waving at every other cyclist that they see - apart from nodders on BSO's naturally.
Have I missed anything.
He didn't mention being spoon fed or someone having to wipe your bottom if you invariably smack your head not wearing a helmet, although it also applies if you become a member in the House of Lords.
Anyone got a convenient Billy Goat Gruff?
if ya wanna get ahead get a helmet.