I had two fit looking girls jogging in front of me, so I spoke loudly saying, ‘coming up behind you girls
If only Fnar was still around

I had two fit looking girls jogging in front of me, so I spoke loudly saying, ‘coming up behind you girls
If only Fnar was still around![]()
I'm an eighth generation tight arse who supports anything that doesn't cost money. A wave/raised hand/nod of the head or, God forbid, a "Good morning/afternoon/evening" (choose as applicable) costs nowt and you might even get a reciprocal wave/raised hand/nod of the head back. I find most will respond, even the hard-as-nails racing snakes. There's a guy I regularly encounter who really is an elite rider. He wears what appears to be some sort of GB kit and at a guess travels at around 23mph wherever I see him and he never fails to raise his hand whilst his nose is about an inch above his bars.
Awhile ago I was pootling out to the pub. A cyclist came past, ignoring my 'hello' and obviously trying. Round the corner and he wasn't going so well up a gentle rise, so I exerted myself just a little (as you do) and caught him on the flyover. He heard me and flung a look of alarm over his shoulder, incidentally flicking sweat into my face (I didn't die). I went past to turn right a little further on. He wanged through nearly in the right-hand gutter (on a blind corner) and gained a few metres. I wasn't going to raise too much of a sweat before the pub, so I gently wound it up just enough to pass him again. He didn't look at me, sweat streamed down his face, and he had a strange look of panicked defeat. Half a mile down the road I glanced behind and he'd disappeared (straight road, no turnings). I haven't seen him since. Most cyclists just acknowledge my wave or greeting, whether I'm passing them or vice versa.
The briefest of eyebrow twitch.
Round here it is traditional for riders to bare a single buttock in greeting. Should ones hands be busy, for example, indicating both left and right simultaneously, then a small, polite fart is deemed acceptable.
Ah, you live in Norfolk then.