Cycling naked

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gavintc

Guru
Location
Southsea
Downward said:
It would save you having to rearrange your undercarriage though.
That is the problem. Imagine getting out of the saddle for a sprint, only to sit down again on your bollocks - no thanks. Give me a decent pair of bib shorts.
 

yenrod

Guest
I did, once, whilst wearing a pair of bemuda shorts and nowt else -was quite hot at the time too- sat on one: by god it wasn't recommended - I never wore them on their own ever again after that !!! :thumbsup:
 

snakehips

Well-Known Member
It's rather nice here today , should be warmish around lunchtime , maybe I'll give it a try later.

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paddy01

Senior Member
Location
Exmouth (Devon)
Downward said:
Unless your pretty toned then wearing just Cycle shorts is a no no right ?!!

Thinking it'll be a hot summer this year !

Yes, yes it is.

I for example include the seafront where I live in my regular rides. I don't think I'd manage to pull off just wearing cycle shorts, what with Greenpeace trying to drag me back in the water and everything. :smile:
 

Auntie Helen

Ich bin Powerfrau!
This thread is useless without pictures!
 

jay clock

Massive member
Location
Hampshire UK
This thread is useless without pictures!

hold on I have one of me... confession, not actually naked - I was wearing a pair of SPD sandals.. Down a little lane in France that was blocked off to cars due to roadworks. It was just after a bottle of wine with lunch, so I gave it a try for a couple of hundred metres!

Here you go:
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Well Constable it all started like this.
'i was at a party and someone said let's take our clothes off and go to town.
Well i seem to be the first one here'.:sad:
 
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Candaules

Candaules

Well-Known Member
Location
England / France
Answers to objections

Will you get sweaty bollocks?
No, not with the wind whistling through your nethers.

Can you wear shoes?
Of course. Your feet are important, and should be protected.

Will you get grazes if you fall off?
Probably. Last time I fell off I was full clothed, and got grazed through the fabric. Best to stay on.

"I've got other naked activities I'd rather do first."
All naked activities are good, but don't feel obliged to do them in any particular order. If you get the chance to cycle naked, take it!

Finaly, congratulations to Jay Clocks for posting a picture. More please!
 
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