Since becoming a roadie i have been hearing voices in my head that are getting more and more frequent and intense!!
Recently whilst on
Wiggle i was buying some shades and the voice inside my head says "are you sure you will look cool in those?". Good point i thought and went on to buy the most expensive Oakley shades i could find. Sure to make me part of the elite!!
Also when i pass other, slightly lesser/slower, cyclists the same voice in my head gives me instruction as to who deserves my recognition. "He's wearing the right gear and is clearly part of the elite, give him a slight head nod". So i do as the voice says.
"Another slow mountain biker. Look slightly to the left and ignore him. Do not give in to the urge to be nice to him. He is not as good as you!!". Again i must comply.
It's so strange as i find i am a really nice person off the bike but as soon as i saddle up on the roadie, i feel somehow superior. :troll: