I regularly look through
Ebay UK and Ebay Italy looking for lovely retro wool cycling tops. I've lost count of the amazing ones I've seen over the years in S and M that I would love, but I'm a X-large or at peak summer trim condition a L at best, so have zero chance of ever fitting in them. I just never saw any of these jerseys in L or XL, to such an extent Ebay was making me think all Italian cyclists were hobbit like Pantani's or were in total denial and were actually like Lampre pie guy
http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/showphoto.php/photo/40566/title/fat-guy-in-lampre-kit/cat/500
I've got a 'large' italian Denti all in one thermal skin suit in black and rainbow jerseys colours that is so tight its a 5-10 minute job getting it on, and is so restrictive that if I dropped anything on the floor I'd have to leave it there and walk away, or deliberately fall over and roll over to collect the dropped item, and then have to phone or call for assistance to get me back on my feet again
. Its frankly ridiculous I bother wearing it at all, but it is slippery with zero flapping anywhere, but more importantly colour matches one of my bikes, and brand matches another, and makes me feel like a super hero. I don the sunnies, head out of the front door and mutter to myself, 'lets go fight crime'
I am 45 and a half, and not as it would appear, 9