I've had some 'hilarious' moments with bikes on trains.
I adore trains though, for all kinds of reasons, so you'll have to work hard to keep me off them..
The booking system where you first book yourself a series of tickets on line - Devon to Inverness for example, then having to phone up to four different train companies to book seperate tickets for the bike.
Can't be done online??
Oh no..
On some legs you can reserve a place for your bike..
Others not.. Just take a chance, there will be space ..??
Sure it will be fine..
Mostly it is..
But not always.
Even online bike booking details can be ambiguous..
"You may need to book on this service if the moon is in Sagittarius" .. Or some such...
Multiple changes, with just enough time..
So take, this lift?
Does it even work??
Does a bike fit into it..??
Well just, but only if its only me and my bike..
But of course yes the elderly folks with their massive luggage must take a ride down first.
No, I'm sure I'll make my connection - no problem.
The thrill of squeaking on with just seconds to spare, all adds to the spice of travel, of course
Stare at the info screen, to find out which platform?? -
Which lift?? .
Where on the platform to stand??
Do the platform staff know which end?
No? OK I'll hedge my bets, stay in the middle, and try not to take anyone out as I hustle down to the correct end when the train finally arrives.
Ignoring tuts and glares from cyclist
unfriendly staff..
Hardly any of them, are really, they just want to get on with the job - and get the train going again. fair enough .
But just now and then.. There's a jobsworth who insists you must remove even all your very slim luggage before loading..
And leave it unattended on the platform, while you hang your bike up inside..
But then??
Crivens, its unattended luggage on the platform .
Luggage in first.??
Ah, then its an unattended bike..
Will it be hanging hooks, side by side or stacking, locked in with everyone else..
So - who's getting off first then ?
Or load into the guards van..??
Will someone come to let you out of the guards van.. Or will you be transported to Glasgow against your will??
It has happened to me..
Will you even be able to get off at small station platform..??
Train could be longer, than the platform alighting space.
Oh a small kissing gate at the exit..??
How romantic.. With a full touring rig?? , wheelie time then.. .
Just occasionally even, your scheduled train..
Turns into a replacement bus service - "it's a kind of magic" ..
Ah OK.
Enlist the help of some accomplices, to slide your bike into the bus luggage compartment, and slam the door on it before anyone questions your moves..
This is mostly on 'leisure' trips, so it's all 'fun' really.
However, I'd imagine all this sort of 'exitement' on everyday, mundane commuting trips would wear quite thin, quite soon. .
Sorry I'm rubbish at questionnaires, the questions rarely seem to relate to my experiences.
But yes!!
if you could help to sort out an integrated bikes on public transport system, that would be great.
If slightly more dull, for some of us..
Best wishes with it all.