Cyclechat Urban Dictionary

[Ming the Merciless]

Apollo Bike

A bike designed to be ridden on the Moon during the first Moon landings. Unfortunately now sold for use on Earth. Under Earth’s gravity the bike weighs just a little bit more than an aircraft carrier. It has acceleration to match.

 

[Oldhippy]

BROOKS
The smallest armchair ever made and specifically designed for use on bicycles.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Halford‘s Full Suss Mtn bike

A pogo stick with two wheels and somewhere to rest your feet.

 

[GM]

Bum Bag

Handy for keeping a spare toilet roll in.

 

[newfhouse]

Pannier

An Indian cooking cheese.

 

[Drago]

Townsend

Make of Halfords specials, thus named as you'd just about make itmto the edge of town before they fell to pieces and ended their useful life.

 

[stephec]

Campagnolo, the gentleman's choice.

Tweed or stripey blazers are optional but highly recommended.

 

[tyred]

Townsend

Make of Halfords specials, thus named as you'd just about make itmto the edge of town before they fell to pieces and ended their useful life.

Mine will be 30 next year and is still in regular use and covers a few thousand miles every year, often with loaded panniers.

 

[MichaelW2]

Quick Release

A jiffy bag full of used currency applied to a judge for favourable outcome.

See Jiffy Bag

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Lawyers Lips

Designed to make something like quick release and dropping a wheel out about as quick as building the wheel to start with. Why keep it simple when we can complicate it.

 

[newts]

Quick Release

A jiffy bag full of used currency applied to a judge for favourable outcome.

See Jiffy Bag

See also - motion after imbibing a gallon of high abv% cider.

 

[PK99]

Campagnolo, the gentleman's choice.

Tweed or stripey blazers are optional but highly recommended.

Does Accy ride one, then?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Badger’s stripe / arse

The look of road riders, who don’t use mudguards, have when riding on wet roads or in rain. Hence the phrase , he thinks he’s cool without mudguards, but looks like a badgers arse.

 

[newfhouse]

Full sus

Worthy of detailed criminal investigation.

 

[Tribansman]

e (bah gum) bike

A surprisingly impressive ebike from Yorkshire