CycleChat Investigates - Pro-Celebrity puglism.

[Drago]

Boris would likely have some caged naughty universal credit claimants ready to go incase starmer started winning. He'll offer the naughty scroungers an extra fiver a week for every successfully delivered drop kick...

But mightn't Starmer, being a leftie, have had secret Spetznatz training? He coud susrprise us all.

 

[HMS_Dave]

But mightn't Starmer, being a leftie, have had secret Spetznatz training? He coud susrprise us all.

Nah, his handlers would be too busy sight seeing in Salisbury....

 

[MartinQ]

I can just see Boris coming down on a zip wire and flopping onto Starmer, big daddy style. Not a pretty sight.

Or he may get stuck 1/2 way down the zip wire ...

 

[Archie_tect]

Once Johnson's down, he'll stay down... but still waffling on.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I guess Boris may be permitted the use of one of Thatcher's handbags. Lethal they are - just ask Geoffrey Howe

 

[lane]

I dunno really - but John Prescott would floor them both.

On the other hand didn't the police have to attend a disturbance at Boris's flat when he was running for leader of the party. Plus Boris has connections among the Russian mafiosi and he got someone to beat up a journalist.

 

[oldwheels]

Prescott showed his fighting credentials when he got egged. A non fighter would have swung with their right but he jabbed with his left.
Proper boxing skills.

View: https://youtu.be/8UhME8dcOqc

Met Prestcott a couple of time when he was involved with the seamen's union. Seemed quite a nice guy.

 

[Drago]

Met Prestcott a couple of time when he was involved with the seamen's union. Seemed quite a nice guy.

You had to say that or he would thump you!

 

[lane]

Decided to cast my vote for Boris. Think he would have the edge by being willing to fight dirty.

 

[matiz]

There's no question Boris would win by a
K.O but sir Kiers team would refuse to accept the result and continue whining about it for years to come.

 

[Drago]

Well, we're roughly halfway there and Borisnis winning by a twisted scrotum.

 

[anothersam]

Decided to cast my vote for Boris. Think he would have the edge by being willing to fight dirty.

Same here.
Most satisfying though would be what happens @ 2.22

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9y9yPPQ7zo&t=2m22s

 

[Eziemnaik]

Same here.
Most satisfying though would be what happens @ 2.22

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9y9yPPQ7zo&t=2m22s

Ahhh, the boxing movie that skipped those irrelevant parts of the trade such as blocking, covering, ducking and rolling

 

[cookiemonster]

I guess Boris may be permitted the use of one of Thatcher's handbags. Lethal they are - just ask Geoffrey Howe

Howe got his revenge in the best way possible with one of the finest speeches ever that ended Maggies premiership.

Not bad for a dead sheep.

 

[Drago]

Howe got his revenge in the best way possible with one of the finest speeches ever that ended Maggies premiership.

Not bad for a dead sheep.

Although how many books, feature films and statues have their been of Howe? One will be remembered for centuries to come, and Howe won't.