Replyng in the middle of the night? That suggests he's on the run from the law and sleeps either one eye open...Lord Lucan!
Either than or he can't sleep because of the noise from the constant stream of debutantes hammering at his door.
🧐 👍With the rain pissing down in buckets I'm looking for best taste in Brollies. I'm sure @Accy cyclist can advise
Thanks Accy