CycleChat Investigates - Our Man Accy

[Drago]

He's immaculately turned out at all times. So smart he even irons his pyjamas. He shames us slovenly oiks with both his razor sharp wit and trouser creases. Even his bedclothes are Harris Tweed.

Yet he is clearly a man out of his time, and probably arrived in the present day after falling through a time warp, and assumed the identity of a Northern troglodyte and FIAT masochist by way of a disguise.

So just WHO is Accy really? We're through the looking glass here people...

 

[slowmotion]

His sauve urbanity gives Patrick McNee a run for his money......

.......maybe with a touch of Karl Lagerford

Edit:Spelling. Sorry, Lagerfeld.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I thought he was actually 'The Stig'.

 

[slowmotion]

Oh yes!

 

[Mrs M]

Related to his Lordship.

 

[craigwend]

I thought he was actually 'The Stig'.

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is he’s called the @Accy cyclist

 

[Drago]

Who wants to bet a fiver that Accy's monocle will fall out when he sees this?

 

[Reynard]

I thought he was actually 'The Stig'.

Naah. The Stig drives an Audi A3, wears faded skinny jeans and Merrell trainers. Deffo not our Accy.

I think he's much more likely to be the "Sharp Dressed Man" from the ZZ Top song.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Naah. The Stig drives an Audi A3, wears faded skinny jeans and Merrell trainers. Deffo not our Accy.

I think he's much more likely to be the "Sharp Dressed Man" from the ZZ Top song.

It's a disguise though

 

[Reynard]

It's a disguise though

Not in this case. I've worked with The Stig when he's been racing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not in this case. I've worked with The Stig when he's been racing.

Ah, but can I believe you? 😆

 

[Drago]

Not in this case. I've worked with The Stig when he's been racing.

Tell me, what is Lewis Collins like in real life?

 

[slowmotion]

Naah. The Stig drives an Audi A3, wears faded skinny jeans and Merrell trainers. Deffo not our Accy.

I think he's much more likely to be the "Sharp Dressed Man" from the ZZ Top song.

Cripes! I think you nailed it.

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[Reynard]

Tell me, what is Lewis Collins like in real life?

Like most racing drivers, a bit stuck up. His pit crew at Ray Mallock were a really cool bunch though. I made better friends elsewhere in the ASCAR pit lane & paddock.

 

[Drago]

Still, he was good in Who Dares Wins.