CycleChat investigates: Bacon

Bacon

  • Thin cut

    Votes: 22 25.9%
  • Thick cut

    Votes: 59 69.4%
  • Smoked

    Votes: 57 67.1%
  • Unsmoked

    Votes: 28 32.9%
  • With sauce (any kind)

    Votes: 39 45.9%
  • Without sauce

    Votes: 27 31.8%
  • Cooked crispy

    Votes: 43 50.6%
  • Cooked pale and anaemic

    Votes: 13 15.3%
  • It's against my religion

    Votes: 4 4.7%

  • Total voters
    85
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Eziemnaik

Über Member
Canadian
 
Location
Wirral
Thick cut unsmoked, two minutes in the microwave (be sure to cover with kitchen paper)
Then into a buttered bap with tommy keg.
So very wrong on 2 counts, wangy bacon and child flavouring (not ground down children obv)
 
In view of prevailing wokeism and to avoid a culinary class war here are some clarification.

Thick slices - If you enjoy bacon, put in more slices of bacon, not thick bacon.
Unsmoked bacon - is ham and not bacon.
Bacon wrapped - around any other food is the work of fusion chefs who can't cut the mustard.
Canadian - bacon burnt close to a crisp. Name given by the Americans to avoid responsibility and no such bacon done in Canada where it follows convention.
Red sauce - no other colour. Yellow is for sausages.
Rule of thumb - no eggs no bacon
 
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