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I love Dr D
Welcome I'll give you two days before your hooked
He might be a fifty years old accountant. Or an infinite number of typing monkeys. I think we should demand proof of gender/age/species when anyone joins.Cathryn said:Hurrah...another girl! Welcome to the forum.
Chuffy said:A virgin! Now then, where's me old deflowering tongs? <rootles about in outhouse>
Chuffy said:He might be a fifty years old accountant. Or an infinite number of typing monkeys. I think we should demand proof of gender/age/species when anyone joins.
You think that's really me in my avatar?Cathryn said:You're so cynical!
Chuffy said:You think that's really me in my avatar?![]()
Naughty Waffles! I just need the tongs to steer the as yet unblemished newbie in the direction of Tea! so that she can be properly decontaminated by heavy doses of builders tea and slabs of cake. She may have been near salad and we can't afford to take chances....wafflycat said:Baggy! Control your husband!![]()
It's the hat isn't it?Cathryn said:I was hoping at least part of your avatar might be you!