Cycle Chat investigates- Your sex life

[Reynard]

I'm happy as long as the batteries don't run out...

 

[Craig the cyclist]

I'm happy as long as the batteries don't run out...

 

[postman]

It's great having sex at 71,I only live at number 23.

 

[postman]

I kid you not,I told this joke today in the bed shop.Salesman comes over to see if we need help.Yes says Mrs P we both think it's time we had single beds.We have different sleep patterns,I then said we have been sleeping on a king sized water bed,oh superb he says,I then said but we have drifted apart,He was either a good actor or he really had not heard that joke,because he really did have a good laugh.

 

[Landsurfer]

Pensioners having noisy, fun, sticky sex .....
It’s your fault your here children, and grandchildren, on Sunday mornings ... you have been warned ....
Stop in your own home Saturday nights ......

 

[Jenkins]

The same as it was before lockdown....unfortunately

 

[cyberknight]

Teen ager who doesn't sleep and a preeteen in the house what chance do you think I get ?

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Teen ager who doesn't sleep and a preeteen in the house what chance do you think I get ?

Sounds like you've had two chances a few years apart

 

[Drago]

By sex...do you mean with other people?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

By sex...do you mean with other people?

Yes, far better than flying solo.

 

[Blue Hills]

I'm happy as long as the batteries don't run out...

at last a dedicated road tester. Which batteries can you recommend for our lights?

 

[Drago]

When I was a teenager we used to steal the batteries from my mates mums vibrator knowing full well that she would never mention it.

 

[stephec]

I'm happy as long as the batteries don't run out...

Mains power's the way to go.

 

[Moon bunny]

See user name.

 

[Reynard]

Mains power's the way to go.

You'd have to peel me from the ceiling!