Racing roadkill
Guru
Try channel 24 on freeview.I steadfastly refuse to watch it until such time Carol Vorderman is a contestant.
Strictly, Prancing on ice, Britons Garotte Talent, The Great British Barf Off, they're all an utter load of tosh. Bring back real TV like The Sweeney and The Professionals, interspersed with war films starring Richard Todd.