Cretins on the road

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marinyork

Resting in suspended Animation
Location
Logopolis
Talking of cretins on the road I caught someone stealing large quantities of grit last night from one of the few grit boxes in the city - he had 50kg+ in his boot. He claimed he lived up the road and needed it for a fictional street despite having presumably driven there in a blizzard instead of walking and having come prepared with multiple large buckets. After asking politely if he could actually leave some for the main road junction and steep hill it was put there for he started the public service routine and sensing I didn't believe a word of it started getting abusive. I left him when he seemed to want to hit me and started chasing me and just cycled off to ranting insults drifting up the hill.
 

Landslide

Rare Migrant
What on earth would you do with 50kg of rock salt (apart from clear your road)?
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Landslide said:
What on earth would you do with 50kg of rock salt (apart from clear your road)?

Those spice grinder shaker things marketed by Jamie Oliver are quite popular, maybe he wanted to make a killing refilling them....

I suppose it was lucky marin didn't get as-salt-ed...
 

marinyork

Resting in suspended Animation
Location
Logopolis
Arch said:
Those spice grinder shaker things marketed by Jamie Oliver are quite popular, maybe he wanted to make a killing refilling them....

I suppose it was lucky marin didn't get as-salt-ed...

That's on a par with Maz ;):biggrin:.
 
Location
Rammy
downfader said:
3 points and a potential of being prosecuted under dangerous or careless driving type offences.

No snow here today. Got a bit cloudy but that was it. Very sunny and warm this morning in southampton so walked to the local bank. On my way I did see a car pull up to the lights as I was crossing the road and saw that they had no front plate. Technically very illegal. :ohmy: It was a souped up hatchback so I presume they like to speed and this is how they get around it. ;) Didnt fancy having a gander at the rear plate, thought it might have gotten me in trouble so walked on. ;)

we drove back from derbyshire last night, kept brushing the lights off each time we stopped, windscreen wipers were taking care of the windscreen

the numberplate just had a block of ice on it that i couldn't shift without breaking the plate so i didn't bother!
 
Location
Rammy
Landslide said:
What on earth would you do with 50kg of rock salt (apart from clear your road)?

clear his own drive,

sell it

charge to clear someone's drive

he could have been doing the good neighbour thing and been clearing his own road,

but i'm sceptical
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
50kg of salt. Selling it and using it for gritting peoples drives. A couple of scallies around here do that, they knock on your door and advertise their services charging a small fee to sprinkle it down.

They lock our yellow grit drums around here.
 
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