Rhythm Thief
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terry huckle said:
[singing] "Implement the barrel ..." [/singing]
I think you'll agree that doesn't work.
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[singing] "Implement the barrel ..." [/singing]
I think you'll agree that doesn't work.
Tetedelacourse
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Rhythm Thief said:[singing] "Implement the barrel ..." [/singing]
I think you'll agree that doesn't work.
"Implement the strategy" could be an office version of the same song though.
"Implement the strategy, we have a strategy that works" etc
Twenty Inch
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Whenever I hear someone say "well BASE-ickly" the red mist descends....
rikki
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I think I might call my office "global headquarters" from now on. My employees will then know that I'm mad.
'get the duck out of the fridge' is an expression worth keeping for a rainy day!
Someone I used to work with would try to finish discussions with "well, this isn't getting the baby battered"
But I have to share this with you. It's from a document given to a client for their consideration last week.
"It is not enough to have a great vision in business – you have to pull the trigger."
and the next paragraph is:-
Mission Statement
Our marketing strategy is developed to positively establish a high level of awareness and understanding of the benefits of financial education and purpose lifestyle design among our target audience.
puke
'get the duck out of the fridge' is an expression worth keeping for a rainy day!
Someone I used to work with would try to finish discussions with "well, this isn't getting the baby battered"
But I have to share this with you. It's from a document given to a client for their consideration last week.
"It is not enough to have a great vision in business – you have to pull the trigger."
and the next paragraph is:-
Mission Statement
Our marketing strategy is developed to positively establish a high level of awareness and understanding of the benefits of financial education and purpose lifestyle design among our target audience.
puke
Jacomus-rides-Gen
New Member
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- Guildford / London
I've been asked to "accelerate your valuestream to deliver the STP designs 2 weeks ahead of schedule, as stakeholders are starting to push us hard for the designs. Senior management has brought forward our phase 1 roll-out, but phase 2 is unaffected."
So I need to get my team to do 5 weeks of work, in 3 weeks. But I'm only allowed to bring 2 of them and me in on one Saturday before the deadline, because of budget pressures. On top of that, Phase 2 is entirely dependent on Phase 1 and must start as soon as Phase 1 goes live ARGH!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I'm back to uni as soon as Phase 1 is implemented, I am starting to regret saying that I would stay to see it out.
I feel very Dilbert at the moment
So I need to get my team to do 5 weeks of work, in 3 weeks. But I'm only allowed to bring 2 of them and me in on one Saturday before the deadline, because of budget pressures. On top of that, Phase 2 is entirely dependent on Phase 1 and must start as soon as Phase 1 goes live ARGH!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I'm back to uni as soon as Phase 1 is implemented, I am starting to regret saying that I would stay to see it out.
I feel very Dilbert at the moment