Crap Friday joke.

[Maz]

An old man and an old lady are getting ready
for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the
bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"
The old man says "I'll have the soup."

That's a good'un in my books!

 

[Mr Pig]

They had full bladders and had to go for a number 1 (pee).

That's not a very good joke.

 

[Keith Oates]

They are all mostly good but the Cowboy / Lesbian joke is by far the best one so far IMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Speicher]

This was on last night's "Not going Out" with Lee Mack

Lee's flatmate - How did your date go last night?
Lee - mmmm shakes head
flatmate- Is she dark? blonde? pretty? ugly?
Lee - all four I think
Flatmate - points out of ten, how many would you give her
Lee - one