Count down to your own death!

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'll forget about the shitty watch and just enjoy living the best life I can thanks very much.
The best times are the ones where you don't care about the time.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Is a certain margerine company still doing colestorol tests? That's where I got mine free.

going for a cholesterol test and coming out with a M-I-L
that's one interesting health hazard I had not considered and worthy of another thread...
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/un...turned-with-something-quite-different.166224/

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Apparently you can smell your death coming (or not) .

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Apparently you can smell your death coming (or not) .

According to this research I've been dead since 1983! Conversely, judging by Friday nights, the wife appears to be immortal!

 

[bowtomephil]

My grandfather had a clock,but it was too tall for the shelf, so it...........


Time to go

Wasn't it taller by half than the old man?

 

[Sharky]

Wasn't it taller by half than the old man?

It was, how did you know?

It was always his treasure and pride and the spooky thing was that it stopped working on the day my grandfather died. I think they both must have been about 90 yrs old.

tic toc, tic toc ....

 

[tyred]

I don't need one of those. I'm going to live forever