- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
Yeah, but she probs looks lovely for it right ??
Yup, she does.
It's her one indulgence really and it counteracts my spending on bikes!
Coronahair
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Yup, she does.
It's her one indulgence really and it counteracts my spending on bikes!
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
DIY haircuts are a piece of cake...
I simply run an extension lead into the bathroom, plug in my Wahl clippers and strip b0ll0ck naked. Once the haircut is finished it only remains to hoover up the offcuts. Job done
What a lovely image I now have in my head.
CanucksTraveller
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
- Location
- Hertfordshire
He might as well go for the full Mad Max Mohawk.
And let's face it, they may as well get some fun from the lock down.
Vernon Wells approves your post!
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
Green Grocer's
And their 'innovative' use of apostrophe's.
They're famed for it..
Never mind weird haircuts.
I'm going all out Zombie Apocalypse, for my next foray into town.
Leather bikini, flame thrower, and taking my mudguards off.. Oh yes.
Plus two stripes of that black face paint, across each cheekbone.
No orderly queueing at Waitrose for me !!!
I think that your look must be unique.
Sadly (I'm a bloke after all) I Googled leather bikini and wellington boots* and nothing came up in images.
* Sorry, I think of you as a welly boot kinda lady.
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Yup, she does.
It's her one indulgence really and it counteracts my spending on bikes!
Good for her
But I think I'll stick with bike spending all the same.
I look sufficiently 'lovely' as it is already.
There's really no need to be creating unecessary competition among the good ladies of the Parish.
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
I think that your look must be unique.
Sadly (I'm a bloke after all) I Googled leather bikini and wellington boots* and nothing came up in images.
* Sorry, I think of you as a welly boot kinda lady.
Who me??
anothersam
SMIDSMe
- Location
- Far East Sussex
As lockdown was looking imminent I cancelled an appointment made in that innocent time when the country hadn’t received its shipment of viruses. My hair grows fast, somehow having not gotten the memo from the maternal line of my forebears. Back to the future:
circa the 80s, my 'on the road' years
circa the 80s, my 'on the road' years
You have obviously never visited MrsDs hairdresser. That is about a years worth
Why dont you do it in the garden? That way you dont need to hoover up and will also give the neighbours a laugh.DIY haircuts are a piece of cake...
I simply run an extension lead into the bathroom, plug in my Wahl clippers and strip b0ll0ck naked. Once the haircut is finished it only remains to hoover up the offcuts. Job done
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Not had a haircut for 30yrs, how much have I saved.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
It's at least a decade since I got fed up shelling out upwards of a tenner for someone to run a Wahl trimmer over what's left for seven or eight minutes. I thought 'I can do that!' I was right.I've got quite long hair,
To cut it, I just turn my head upside down brush my hair out, and then give it a trim across the ends.
Plus a bit of a face framing almost - fringe.
Turned up the right way again, it gives a reasonably layered look,
Which I mostly wear clipped up out the way anyhow.
I last visited the hairdresser, and paid for a cut - just after the birth of my second son.
He is now 22.
I wonder how much money (and time)
I have saved over the years.
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
You have obviously never visited MrsDs hairdresser. That is about a years worth
Our wives must be related.
Does your wife also bring home the seemingly obligatory bag of expensive must have sprays, gels etc?
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Plus human hair is a great slug and snail repellent, the slimy blighters don't appreciate their tummies being tickled like that.
Once it rots down it becomes quite a reasonable nitrogenous fertiliser.
Shearwater Missile
Veteran
Talking about haircuts. I found a photo of myself taken in 1968 when my mother used to cut my hair, oh dear. Do I wan`t to go back to that style ? Actually it was`nt so much a style, more like that is what you`re gonna get. No. I don`t want to share it.
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Depends who you ask.
But it sounds like lots.
However we don't want a whole bunch of twitchy fingered, unemployed hairdressers, roaming the streets, armed with scissors, post lockdown, so maybe we need to tone down, all this promotion of long term follicle austerity..
