Comstable Crabtree

[ColinJ]

[RUDE!] Auto-correct fails...

I don't know if they are genuine - damn funny if they are!

 

[HMS_Dave]

 

[DCBassman]

Carol Vorderman please. Or Nigella if Vorders is busy.

A man of serious taste

 

[Chris S]

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I suppose they're both related to nails.

 

[HMS_Dave]

I suppose they're both related to nails.

Absolutely, although i think the omission of a rasp is a missed opportunity for those with stubborn toe nails...

 

[Julia9054]

Al often texts without his glasses on.
My favourite was when him and youngest son had gone to a careers fair and I got the message that they had gone to a talk on aviation fingering

 

[stephec]

Last week I sent my son message on messenger asking him what he would like for his birthday.

It came out as 'what would you lick for your birthday.". Oh how he laughed and made some rather rude suggestions.

I'm just off to check my 'block sender' list. 😂