Cock up your beaver

[Lozz360]

Or Flabbie Burns to Weight Watchers.

Or third degree burns to para-medics.

 

[Beebo]

Bumpity-bump, it's that day of the year again.

What does Jesus have to say about cock up your beaver? 😀

 

[winjim]

What does Jesus have to say about cock up your beaver? 😀

Directly or indirectly?

 

[winjim]

What does Jesus have to say about cock up your beaver? 😀

Directly or indirectly?

OK, 1 Corinthians 11. Not Jesus himself but Paul claiming to follow the example of Christ.

Basically, at prayer it's women that need cock up their beaver. If not, they may as well be shaved. Chaps are beaver free.

 

[Julia9054]

What does Jesus have to say about cock up your beaver? 😀

Is the answer that it is to be discouraged except amongst Church of English heterosexual married couples?

 

[winjim]

Is the answer that it is to be discouraged except amongst Church of English heterosexual married couples?

I think we need to consult Church of Scotland really.

 

[rikki]

Burns Night and Chinese New Year together.

 

[flake99please]

Burns Night and Chinese New Year together.

Sweet & sour haggis balls tonight?

 

[Beebo]

Sweet & sour haggis balls tonight?

The disgusting food thread is over there.

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[newfhouse]

I’ve got my supply of ethnic delicacies ready. Vegan too

 

[rikki]

Sweet & sour haggis balls tonight?

And it's Australia Day tomorrow - so you can throw some of those on the barbie.

 

[lazybloke]

I’ve got my supply of ethnic delicacies ready. Vegan too
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Get your vegan haggis-rolls at McGreggs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sweet & sour haggis balls tonight?

More like deep fried battered balls. Come in various colours.

 

[nickyboy]

Burns Night and Chinese New Year together.

 

[winjim]

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Ha. I thought it was a fireworks joke but that one's better.