Chuck Norris Facts

[ComedyPilot]

There isn't a chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard, there's another fist.

 

[Sittingduck]

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves

 

[Maz]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water...and MAKE it drink!

For an encore he EATS his OWN cake!!

 

[Dave5N]

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

[Dave5N]

Ah. My friend Google has just told me.

Just another rightwing creationist gun-promoting homophobe.

 

[Piemaster]

Chuck Norris hears all. Chuck Norris takes revenge all those who call him:

Just another rightwing creationist gun-promoting homophobe.

 

[papercorn2000]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[gbb]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Funtboy]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Chris S]

Chuck Norris was a passenger on one of the planes that crashed into the Twin Towers. He was the sole survivor.

 

[craigwend]

In the beginning there was nothing...

Then spontaneously Chuck Norris appeared & Chuck Norris's produced his favorite martial arts move, the roundhouse kick (specifically the spinning heel kick) and the Big Bang was spawned and everything we know and will ever know was created...