Chuck Norris Facts

[ComedyPilot]

There isn't a chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard, there's another fist.

 

[Sittingduck]

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves

 

[Maz]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water...and MAKE it drink!

For an encore he EATS his OWN cake!!

 

[Dave5N]

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

[Dave5N]

Ah. My friend Google has just told me.

Just another rightwing creationist gun-promoting homophobe.

 

[Piemaster]

Chuck Norris hears all. Chuck Norris takes revenge all those who call him:

Just another rightwing creationist gun-promoting homophobe.

 

[papercorn2000]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[gbb]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Funtboy]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.