Ah Noodle........i knew i could rely on you to see sense.
Look everyone, you have to get on board with this .....November is the new december.
if you dont have a christmas hat by now then im afraid that the spirit of christmas is going to pass you all by .....you will get wrapped up in posts about Fnnaars new SPD's or whether HLab thinks that a carrot cake is better food on a ride than chocolate caramel, or Buggi wondering the best cure for trench foot. Then before you know it, it will be christmas morning and you will all wake up thinking ....bugger, i forgot to add my christmas hat.
You will then spend 3 hrs figuring out how to do it, burn the turkey, not hear the front door when the relatives arrive, shout at the kids for interupting you, not enjoy your presents because by then you will be too frustrated with the whole hat thing, decide that the only way to cheer yourself up would be a drink ......you will end up drinking a whole bottle of gin, then shooting up some heroin....a divorce will ensue, you will loose the house and your car and end up banging on the door of a soup kitchen come boxing day.
So i urge you all now ........GET YOUR FUGGING HATS SORTED OUT NOW!!!