Christ On A Bike! What's That All About?

[Ming the Merciless]

Rabbi in a rocket 🚀

 

[Lovacott]

Zoo keeper in a zeppelin

Cyril Smith on a Diet.

 

[Drago]

Corbyn on Abbott.

 

[Badger_Boom]

Presumably it would be the Second Coming as there weren't any bikes 2000 years ago. I think that would be enough to surprise most people.

Nonsense. Bikes have been around since Old Testament times. Has no one heard of Joshuas Triumph (Joshua 6:27)?

 

[Drago]

And Jesus smashed up the temple when he was told he couldn't bring his bike inside.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Presumably it would be the Second Coming as there weren't any bikes 2000 years ago. I think that would be enough to surprise most people.

The feeding of the 5,000 cyclists. How could you miss that in the Bible ?

 

[Once a Wheeler]

What any right-thinking self-employed carpenter would come up with:

Second coming?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Devil in a dumpster

 

[Ming the Merciless]

@Drago on a donkey

 

[Archie_tect]

Saint Erpul... patron saint of brakes.

 

[Drago]

Hamilton on a private jet!

Elvis on the bog!

 

[semakof]

And Jesus smashed up the temple when he was told he couldn't bring his bike inside.

This is funny.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Committee on a clown bike