Chocolate is evil

[BigonaBianchi]

the worst are cadburys who have consistantly forced me to eat those huge family size bars...held me down they did I tell you held me down...defenceless I was...

 

[ComedyPilot]

Opening the packets is tantamount to summoning up the Antichrist himself.

 

[Piemaster]

Extensive research has shown that chocolate makes all yoour clothes smaller.

 

[Keith Oates]

I have it on good authority that if your ride almost every day chocolate can help you're recovery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slim]

Montezuma's Single Origin - Papua New Guinea : The choc' equivalent of crack cocaine.

Their dark milk (55% solids) is the equivalent to the Camberwell Carrot


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