A few days ago walking through town I heard this chav conversation.
Asian gurl prob 17-18 yrs old cycling toward me on a BSO on the pavement wearing tracky bottoms and a hoody although hood down. Thinking I am about to get a tyre across my chest, a Vicky Pollard woman from across the road on the other pavement shouts,
VP : "Oi! Neen-ah ain't seen you for f*****g ages ..... I didn't know you got married"
Neen-ah stops abruptly in front of me blocking the pavement: "Yes, I got married at the Mosque..........."
VP : "You didn't get married in a church then?"
Neen-ah looks confused.