Oh dear! Is there something you can take for that?
Fairy nuff, but mine most certainly isn't. I don't want to get too anatomical about it, and I have met women that swear by Brooks saddles, but if I had to sit on one of those or a Rolls for more than a couple of miles I would have given up cycling by now. And not only does The Spoon look slicker than a Brooks on anything except traditional tourers - it is now, I notice, available in leather!
Whilst I would not compare you to a horse; it is a case of horses for courses. Not every Brooks owner is an affected landan cyclista, neither is ever Spoon rider a latter day John Tomac. When I used to race xc mtb and do trailquests and polarises in the mid 90's I swore by WTB SST leather saddles. The spoon looks to be inspired by these. I still have several WTB SST's, both original production run and the more recent "it's back" version, in various variations, on hooks in the shed. In fact the cobweb covered rarely ridden SS MTB sports one.
But all that stitching on the leather spoon? Well it looks like a high probability of chaffage to me, chaffage leads to padded shorts and that way lies lycra. Lycra, on a man of my bibendum like proportions, is the work of the devil.
You should have seen the look on the faces of the roadies I scalped on Saturday. They breezed past me on a roundabout, staring in horror at the hub gear, the carradice saddle bag, the bull horns, the plus two's - yikes - they are Rapha one's bought secondhand from in here, the brooks saddle, the woollen top, and horror-of-horrors the flat cap worn back-to-front with cycling glasses. Not one of them acknowledged my existence as they swept by, clad from head to toe in lycra and neoprene - really it wasn't that cold.
Made sure they got a good look at my Brooks shaped arse on the next climb and I was sat outside a country pub drinking shandy by the time they rolled by. Got 'the nod' from 'em that time.