Wind in the Pillows - in a sequel, the inhabitants of Piddlemarch are struck by a baffling outbreak of chronic flatulence.
The Wind In The Pillows - How to stifle a fart in bed.
I thought you were going to go with Spitting Rimage for the description there.The Downing Street Rears - Margaret Thatcher asks if her bum looks big in a blue skirt.
Bully Elliot : the school thug gets all dancy.