In honour of
@Marmion - here's the Odd Testament.
Henesis - The chicken came first
Exobus - The Children of israel hail a number 29 to get around the Red Sea
Beviticus - The 10 commandments of drinking
Humbers - The story of the little-known North Sea branch of the Hebrews
Neuteronomy - The invention of a third grammatical gender removes sexism from the world for ever