I've spent the last 24 hours thinking of a suitable change for Wittgenstein's book: Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus.....still no luck, though
Since we appear to have strayed (as always) from the OP "rules" into films and other mediums...
Apocalypse Cow - it all goes to hell when someone mentions the udders look a bit droopy
Apocalypse Cow - the bovine masses rise up in revolt.